Cockroaches beat Congress in Popularity Poll

It was only by a small margin, 2% to be exact. Lice, however, beat Congress in the poll by a whopping 48%!Cucaracha

The Public Policy Polling organization, a U.S. polling firm based in Raleigh, NC, surveyed 830 voters from Jan. 3 to Jan. 6 via automated telephone interviews to find out their thoughts about Congress.

When asked if they have a higher opinion of either Congress or a series of unpleasant or
disliked things, (such as roaches and lice) voters said they had a higher opinion of many of the unpleasant choices.

Colonoscopies, root canals, being stuck in traffic, used car salesmen, NFL replacement referees, brussel sprouts and even France beat out Congress in the survey.

The good news is that Congress did manage to score higher in the poll than Lindsey Lohan, the Kardashians, gonorrhea and ebola.

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